Jaws Giant 6 ft. Inflatable: TOTAL FAIL or SUPER RAD

Dork Note: Want your kid to fuck with their fellow pool goers - go buy a blood covered inflatable shark! I'm still amazed Jaws was PG - what were they thinking. I still have nightmares about that shit and it happened 40 years ago! Why Dad? Why would you take a 5 year old to see that movie - FUCKING WHY!? Sob sob sob - fuck you Dad! Fuck you!

Jaws Jigsaw Puzzle: TOTAL FAIL or SUPER RAD

Dork Note: The "Actual scene from the spine-chilling film" is NOT an actual scene from the movie - HAHAHHAHAHA!